my average life.
Reblog if you’re single as fuck.

Making jello shots is not as fun as eating them. Party tonight all who read this come. Two kegs and liquor

This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn’t ad fun as you thought it would be Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beers

Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying “have a happy hangover- <3 you/me” Drunk me is pretty thoughtful

We should reintroduce naked Mondays

Im covered in vodka and melted gummy bears. Fuck summer.

pretend not to see it. the vision i feel it. i turn my head once more. wipe the tears from my eyes. i feel it’s no surprise. an though i mean it. i pray to believe it. just lying to myself. an so i paint what i want. the color to blacken my heart. picture perfect is not worth it nothing is forever.

Honor -Choices that you make, reflect of whom you truly are. Courage -Rise above the masses, live your life complete and strong. Compassion -Is the power that must be used for the good of all. Loyal -To the ones in my care, standing true for what the cause. Honesty -There are no shades of grey, only truth as it can be. Sincere -Don’t need to give my word, to speak of such, is the same thing . Courtesy -There’s no need to prove strength, even respect your enemies . Values -This is the code I feel, emotions without words, can speak . My soul has been searching, longing for something I see my true self and I have learned well

I have a gash on my leg an a live lobster in my bathtub.